Top 5 Differences Between Australia and the UK
5: The queen looks a bit different on the coins out here.
4: Burger King is in fact called "Hungry Jack's"
3: The pigeons are a bit more suntanned.
2: There are no scallies, just hordes of slightly confused looking Koreans.
1: The complete absence of Jade Goodie's fucking face, gawping at you from every news stand, billboard and TV show.
Turns out that indecent exposure is still illegal though. For God's sake.
4: Burger King is in fact called "Hungry Jack's"
3: The pigeons are a bit more suntanned.
2: There are no scallies, just hordes of slightly confused looking Koreans.
1: The complete absence of Jade Goodie's fucking face, gawping at you from every news stand, billboard and TV show.
Turns out that indecent exposure is still illegal though. For God's sake.
posted by Sam at 4:19 PM
1 Comments:
As you boys are out there could you give Harmison a bit of a kicking? thanks.
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