It Finally Happened

No, Morgan hasn't come out (yet), I've finally done an honest days work. Well, honest in that it was hard back breaking labour. You could say that it was slightly dishonest in that it was cash in hand and I didn't pay any taxes, but who gives a toss. I've done a bit of furniture lifting, hurt my back, and been paid almost $200 for the privilige. Of course, such manly work wouldn't be complete without a display of hairy flesh and the appropriate amount of ogling of the ladies whom we drove past, and I'm pleased to say that I managed both with flying colours. The only arts of furniture removal that I have yet to master are the 45 minute tea break, and the 'take a really stinky dump in the new toilet' although I believe my failure in the latter is down to my diet having too much healthy fruit and veg in it at the moment.

In other news, I still need money, so feel free to post as much as you like (relatives). Unfortunately, the Poker Millions tournament in the nearby casino has come and gone, so my chance to make a tonne of money gambling will not come to fruition. I'm very tempted to start pimping Andy, as I'm fairly sure he'd bring in a reliable stream of income which could keep me in silks. The only other exciting thing that has happened to me recently is that I played on a 'Playstation 3' the other day. It were rooobish!