Bloody Germans...

You do get some odd insights out here, or at least that's what it seems. For example, over the last few days I've really come to admire the German army in the late 1930's. See, as everyone knows they managed to Blitzkreig their way through most of Europes armies in a matter of weeks. However, a lesser known fact is that they did this fighting for at most an hour a day. The rest of the time, it would appear, they were ensconsed in the kitchen, either taking an hour to make a cheese sandwich, or two hours to wash up the 3 pots, 2 bowls, 10 knives, 6 plates and a whisk that it took to make the wretched sandwich in the first place.

German efficiency my arse.