Wildlife

Kangaroos are rubbish. I've seen about 50 or 60 of them this trip, and most of them just seem to be curled up alseep by the side of the road. I swear, they're even less active than koalas, and frankly could you replace every koala in this country with grey twine and nobody would notice. All that stuff that you've read about them bouncing about is a lie, probably some kind of propaganda dreamt up by a Tourism Department official after one too many goofballs. In fact, the most bountiful animal in this entire country is probably the seagull.

I suppose I should just be glad that there aren't any manticores.